imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
when you mix 100% white paint with 100% black paint you get a 50% white, 50% black mixture, also known as gray.
a horse that’s 50% white mates with another horse that is 50% black. what color of horse is their offspring?
the correct answer is they’re really zebras and this isn’t even a riddle. if you go check your bank account you will notice you have $100 missing. I used the time you took to figure this riddle out to rob you. welcome to america
Miko the fox smiling under the last remaining hot rays of sun, before winter comes around and its white snow covers every layer of the Earth.